How to Throw $300 down the Toilet

1. Open toilet
2. Open wallet
3. Throw 2 > 1
4. Flush.

Or, if you're feeling creative:

1. Buy bus tickets and concert tickets that are non-refundable and then cancel your trip PLUS
2. Park car on wrong side of street and forget until your car alarm goes off as it is being towed away. Don't forget to leave your ATM card in the ATM machine when you take out money to liberate car from impound lot.

So easy, even a monkey could do it.